In short I’m adomestic slave who toils all the day long with ne’er a day off and with feeble financial remuneration, well, everyone else complains about their wages so why not me. I’m Gillibran Brown, I’m twenty-four and I live with Dick and Shane,surnames withheld for reasons of security, my security that is, asthey’ll murder me if I reveal such classified information, them beinghighly thought of professionals (highly thought of mainly bythemselves that is)So, I live with Dick and Shane, in what capacity I hear youask? Let’s see: cook, cleaner, gardener, dogsbody. I suppose I ought to do some kind of introduction,names and dates that kind of thing. Sorry, Peeps, I did try to hire him as a guest star, but his fees were too high for this humble houseboy.“I was full of ideas (or more likely full of bullshit) before I created the page and now it’s staring at me blankly and I’m all tongue-tied and finger frozen. *Disclaimer: use of the term ‘butterfly effect’ does not mean Ashton Kutcher features anywhere in this account. It won’t take long, you’ll be back in time for tea and there’s no danger involved so you won’t need insurance.
Everyone hold hands, close your eyes and start clicking those heels together. I’ve got Compeed plasters in the event of blisters.
I’ve run out of magic glitter (never fear, Peeps, it is on order) so we’ll have to rely on the Dorothy from Kansas mode of travel for this memoir chapter, so dig out your ruby brogues and slip them on. Its origins come under the remit of ‘other stuff’ and stretched back to the previous autumn, October 2015, so that’s where I’ll start.
The winkle on the bus ‘adventure’ (such as it was) happened one day in February 2016, but like most things in life it was part of a butterfly effect* rather than a truly isolated event. The 'winkle' in the title refers to an incident earlier this year, the other stuff is, well, other stuff. Presenting yet another stand alone chapter of memoir to appease those STILL waiting for 'Revelations.'Ĭall this a way of getting back into the practice of writing or call it chronic procrastination.
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